original sin

so on my walk back home from class i have to walk through the art fair. and i have this urge to have some frozen yoghurt on a relatively cool afternoon. can i get the black raspberry in a cone please? oh, do you take credit card? no sorry. cash only. argh damn. well, there's a cash machine in the union. oh right. and before i'm barely 2 feet away, she shouts to the crowd, anyone wants a black raspberry cone? and i'm thinking, since she's giving it away for free now, why not just give it to me?!!! but life is never good like that. otherwise i could get free cones all the time eh?