Friday, July 09, 2004

you know you're getting old...

1. when your baby sister is shocked and horrified that "YOU HAVE A BLOG???"

2. you start paying attention to the anti-wrinkle ads in those magazines

3. david gray and lisa ono are on your play list. (lifestyle music is our generation's "evergreen classics")

4. you think about NOT having kids. (because it is now becoming very evident that your once youthful body will never bounce back into shape)

yes i am OLD. so i am trying to keep martha stewart at bay and boycotting estee lauder and shiseido. but i still watch home and garden tv and the food network and think, oh i will make that for my kids next time!

nono, but i must not! i will think about nothing but partying and getting drunk because that's what i'm supposed to think about. not all this old people shit.

1 Comments:

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