lotion schmotion

call it female instinct or plain delusion. we all know that cellulite cannot really be treated but i still buy the bogus cellulite reduction gel in the futile hope of someday achieving the legs of the model in that skimpy white bathing suit chosen to be the face/body for this gel precisely because she doesn't need to use it. fuck the world is unfair.

then i also am a sucker for these yummy smelling body butters so i buy a tub of those every now and then.

but cocoa butter is really good for those stretch marks so i buy a bottle of that too.

in addition, i have to moisturize my feet after every shower because otherwise they get dry and crack like the desert ground.

i have so many different tubes, tubs, bottles of these different lotions, i don't have the space for them all on my skin, and i don't know the best way in which to rotate their use to maximize the promised effects.

what do you do when you fall prey to the evils of marketing?