so the other day i went to get my eyelash extensions removed. i know, gasp! i actually had them extended, but i was so lazy to curl and mascara them every morning i thought to hell with it, let me try this thing that everyone is raving about. so i went and got the individually glued on ones, and i specifically asked for "as natural as possible". anyway, back to getting them removed...the lady sat me in her dentist chair and took a look at my eyes. she asked "eh, you got insect bite under your eye ah?"

"er no... that's just my eyebag."

she chuckled a little (btch) and proceeded to unglue the plastic lashes while i fell asleep.