my grandpa is a casanova
my ah kong has a girlfriend. a nurse he met at sgh during his regular medical check-ups.
the granddaughters found out one day when we took him out to dinner. "wah ah kong, why so busy? got girlfriend ah?" haha, he laughed and said yes. hmmm. we all just laughed it off that night thinking our gramps was probably pulling our leg.
but he really wasn't because just last night we picked him up again for dinner and my cousin asked about his girlfriend again:
"so ah kong, how is your girlfriend?"
"good"
"wah you really have a girlfriend ah? don't bluff"
"yes really. why would i lie to you?" then he shows us a series of flirtatious text messages
"so who is she? where is she from?" we find out she is a eurasian girl from the philippines.
"pretty or not?"
"of course lah. nice body"
"wah! ah kong! so hamsap!"
"aiyah, if i want to get girlfriend, must be pretty...get fat and ugly one for what?" OMG. this is my grandfather.
"how old is she ah kong?"
"28"
"wah so young! young enough to be your granddaughter!" we all shake our heads in disapproval
"aye, you youngsters, study so much but still so narrow minded"
well my gramps is indeed the player. a michael douglas in his own right eh?
the granddaughters found out one day when we took him out to dinner. "wah ah kong, why so busy? got girlfriend ah?" haha, he laughed and said yes. hmmm. we all just laughed it off that night thinking our gramps was probably pulling our leg.
but he really wasn't because just last night we picked him up again for dinner and my cousin asked about his girlfriend again:
"so ah kong, how is your girlfriend?"
"good"
"wah you really have a girlfriend ah? don't bluff"
"yes really. why would i lie to you?" then he shows us a series of flirtatious text messages
"so who is she? where is she from?" we find out she is a eurasian girl from the philippines.
"pretty or not?"
"of course lah. nice body"
"wah! ah kong! so hamsap!"
"aiyah, if i want to get girlfriend, must be pretty...get fat and ugly one for what?" OMG. this is my grandfather.
"how old is she ah kong?"
"28"
"wah so young! young enough to be your granddaughter!" we all shake our heads in disapproval
"aye, you youngsters, study so much but still so narrow minded"
well my gramps is indeed the player. a michael douglas in his own right eh?
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can i just add the little detail that my ah kong is still married to my grandma who has dementia. so yes, technically he is cheating on my granny who doesn't even know. i really can't blame him i guess, but it's just one of those fuzzy issues.
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