andres hooked up with a girl a couple of weeks ago and he said boy she has big titties man- i LOVE it! but i don't think they're real- they're a little too hard to be.

this past weekend the girl stayed the night and when i introduced myself the next morning in the living room, all i could see were the boobs. they were round and massive for a thin thin girl, and very obviously fake because they looked like they popped right out of her chest. but she had a plain face and without the juggly jugs she would have been completely unattractive (think a red-headed olive oyl with a sharper nose and oval face), but armed with those massive melons she was almost hot.

i could not stop staring because she is the very first person i know by name with fake boobs. i felt a little like austin powers and the mole because all i could not take my mind off them for at least ten minutes and was dying to ask - how many CCs did you fill? so you went up two cup sizes? how much did you pay for them? did it hurt like shit right after? where the heck did you get the money from?? what did you tell people when you went on vacation and came back with a huge chest?

don't worry baby, no judgements- i just need to know for when i go for MY own boob job.